{"id":26312,"date":"2013-02-10T17:07:03","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T01:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=26312"},"modified":"2013-02-20T16:56:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T00:56:20","slug":"retreat-david-cherniack-2012-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=26312","title":{"rendered":"Retreat (David Cherniack, 2012): USA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?author=2395\">Mikael Myggen<\/a>. Seen\u00a0at the Arlington Theater, Santa Barbara Film Festival.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/shambhalasun.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-1.27.01-.png\" width=\"419\" height=\"216\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Saw Retreat<\/p>\n<p>Wrote review haikus<\/p>\n<p>Because film is about peace<\/p>\n<p>And meditation<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is bad<\/p>\n<p>Boring and slow-paced<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t appeal to me<\/p>\n<p>Or many others<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is like<\/p>\n<p>Being forced to watch<\/p>\n<p>Instructional manual<\/p>\n<p>On meditation<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Saw with mom<\/p>\n<p>She thought it was meh<\/p>\n<p>But she liked it anyways<\/p>\n<p>Because spiritualist<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Story so boring<\/p>\n<p>If given the chance<\/p>\n<p>I could not make it better<\/p>\n<p>Given the subject<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Was it real?<\/p>\n<p>Almost cannot find<\/p>\n<p>Any information for<\/p>\n<p>Documentary<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do not see<\/p>\n<p>If you crave oneness<\/p>\n<p>Go to a retreat instead<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t waste your time here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reviewed by\u00a0Mikael Myggen. Seen\u00a0at the Arlington Theater, Santa Barbara Film Festival. Saw Retreat Wrote review haikus Because film is about peace And meditation &nbsp; It is bad Boring and slow-paced Doesn&#8217;t appeal to me Or many others &nbsp; It is like Being forced to watch Instructional manual On meditation &nbsp; Saw with mom She thought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2395,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,3,191],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative","category-films","category-santa-barbara-film-festival-2013"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2395"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}