{"id":41382,"date":"2018-02-19T12:14:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T20:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=41382"},"modified":"2018-02-21T06:52:10","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T14:52:10","slug":"one-last-night-anthony-sabet-2018-usa-france-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=41382","title":{"rendered":"One Last Night (Anthony Sabet, 2018): USA, France"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Reviewed by Brianna Franklin. Viewed at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival 2018.<\/p>\n

ALL OF THE THINGS THIS FILM IS NOT:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay<\/strong>: it is never okay to lock someone in a movie theater because you want to get to know them (or whatever it is was happening in this film).<\/p>\n

Neat<\/strong>: the cinematography was sad, and the script jumbled.<\/p>\n

Exciting<\/strong>:\u00a0if you weren’t feeling creeped out while watching this film, you we likely bored.<\/p>\n

Likable<\/strong>:\u00a0there is nothing charming about pseudo-hostage taking.<\/p>\n

Appropriate<\/b>:\u00a0see above.<\/p>\n

Sleek<\/strong>: the script was like someone wrote it by picking words out of a bag…blindfolded.<\/p>\n

Thoughtful<\/strong>: if someone were to think about how creepy this idea is, this film would either not have been made, or have been the world’s scariest slasher flick.<\/p>\n

Noteworthy<\/strong>: if I am to remember anything about this film a year from now, I will be surprised. On the off-chance that I do, I will be afraid for all womankind.<\/p>\n

Insightful<\/strong>: not even close.<\/p>\n

Grim<\/strong>: had this film taken a different approach, one would realize just how grim online dating is.<\/p>\n

Hot<\/strong>: the lack of chemistry is astounding.<\/p>\n

Touching<\/strong>: the only touch this is reminiscent of is a ‘bad touch’.<\/p>\n

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