{"id":41696,"date":"2018-02-20T16:45:15","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T00:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=41696"},"modified":"2018-02-21T06:51:28","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T14:51:28","slug":"all-you-can-eat-buddha-ian-lagarde-2017-canada-cuba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/?p=41696","title":{"rendered":"All You Can Eat Buddha (Ian Lagarde, 2017) Canada, Cuba"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reviewed by Hugo Paxlind. Viewed at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, 2018.
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Mike arrives at an all inclusive in the Carribean makes some friends including a talking octopus a woman with a crush on him and a salsa teacher who doesn’t seem to like him as much the longer he stays the more everything gets complicated.<\/p>\n

A – Awkwardly hard to watch.<\/p>\n

L –\u00a0 Less is more.<\/p>\n

L – Last and first time watching it.<\/p>\n

Y – Youth was wasted.<\/p>\n

O – over excessive use of fade in and out scenes of the ocean.<\/p>\n

U – Unique to say the least.<\/p>\n

C – can’t say i’d recommend this movie to anyone.<\/p>\n

A – A little advise, don’t buy snacks because you will lose appetite if you are sensitive about food etiquette.<\/p>\n

N – No dialogue whatsoever.<\/p>\n

E – Extremely unclear plot.<\/p>\n

A – Abstract.<\/p>\n

T – Took me the entire move to figure out what the movie was about.<\/p>\n

B – Bored me after 5 minutes.<\/p>\n

U – Underestimated how weird some movies can be.<\/p>\n

D – Don’t do drugs kids.<\/p>\n

D – Determination required to be able to sit through the entire movie.<\/p>\n

A – All in all a very odd, dark contentless movie with no dialog and way too long scenes.<\/p>\n

H – How on earth did Ian Lagarde come up with the idea for this movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reviewed by Hugo Paxlind. Viewed at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, 2018. Mike arrives at an all inclusive in the Carribean makes some friends including a talking octopus a woman with a crush on him and a salsa teacher who doesn’t seem to like him as much the longer he stays the more everything gets […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":233824,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,322],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-films","category-santa-barbara-film-festival-2018"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/233824"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentfilmreviews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}