Matchmaker (Paul Mathieu, 2007): USA

Well somebody has to arrange these matches, Young people can’t decided these things for themselves.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker make be a match, find me a find a find, catch me a catch… or at least someone who will pick up the check.

Matchmaker: I’ve been doing this for a long time. It’s my mitzvah; my good deed. I ask nothing in return. Well if you insist $20,000 will do.

Bist Meshugen! ( are you crazy).

Hey that’s cheap for an illegible Jew.

Matchmaker Matchmaker, I don’t need you, all I have to do is click on to vegetarian.jew

Matchmaker: I found him. Won’t you be a lucky bride! He’s handsome and tall. You heard he has a temper? But that’s only when he’s sober, so you’ll be alright. Did you think you’d get a prince? Well that’s the best I can do. I hate to tell you but your 32. You’re Alteh moid ( an old maid).

Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me no plans. I’m in no rush. I don’t need you. I’ll just click on swinging.jews