Piranha (Alexandre Aja, 2010): USA

Reviewed by Kyle Calbreath. Viewed on DVD.

Flushing a dead fish down the toilet is always a sad task. The death of a beloved family pet that cost $3.99 at the local aquatic market only to be replaced in a glass bowl by another plump, gold water dwelling. The fish in the B-film Piranha are not so loved, however, but they are rather funny.

I came about to watch this film when my friend and I had just gone out to Thai food when we stopped over to the ailing Blockbuster video on Milpas Street. On one of the rickety flat screens dangling above our heads the preview for this film came on. Surprisingly my usually sensible friend said we should get it. And surprisingly he stayed and cringed for the whole show upon starting it. Despite him leaving the room during my screening of Bitch Slap he seemed to enjoy this corny cinematic horror piece.

The film, directed by Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes), follows a group of lake dwellers after an earth quake lets loose schools of man eating, mutated Piranhas. The first victim is a drunken Richard Dreyfuss who has more mutterings than lines. He is killed within five minutes.

The flick is filled with raunchy cameos and recognizable faces from Jerry O’Connell, Elizabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd and Eli Roth. This movie harkens back to such B rate films of the Universal era. And like those films, Piranha proves to be a good cheap time that for whatever reason captures your interest.

Packed with gore Piranha is entertaining at the very most. People being nibbled apart by flesh hungry, prehistoric aquatic creatures is eye catching and sort of jaw dropping, only sort of to someone so desensitized by the media. The special effects were alright but never fear and just as every good horror movie lacking in script originality, there was an abundance of exposed breasts to be seen.

At one such moment a girl is parasailing from the back of a boat, her tits bobbing about of course, when all of a sudden the toothy fish have at her lower body submerged in water. What we have here is the combination of gore and nudity.

While Piranha may not be recognized at the Oscars this Sunday it sure did provide some entertaining weekday evening at home. I sure did gobble up seeing crazy old Chris Lloyd back on the silver screen in a trashy horror flick.


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