Retreat (David Cherniack, 2012): USA

Reviewed by Mikael Myggen. Seen at the Arlington Theater, Santa Barbara Film Festival.

Saw Retreat

Wrote review haikus

Because film is about peace

And meditation

 

It is bad

Boring and slow-paced

Doesn’t appeal to me

Or many others

 

It is like

Being forced to watch

Instructional manual

On meditation

 

Saw with mom

She thought it was meh

But she liked it anyways

Because spiritualist

 

Story so boring

If given the chance

I could not make it better

Given the subject

 

Was it real?

Almost cannot find

Any information for

Documentary

 

Do not see

If you crave oneness

Go to a retreat instead

Don’t waste your time here

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Published:
02.10.13 / 5pm
Category:
Creative, Films, Santa Barbara Film Festival 2013