Roxanne (Valentin Hotea, 2013) RO
Reviewed by Caroline Juul Mortensen at Santa Barbara International Film Festival, 2014
I want to start out by saying
This is not a film they should be playing
Cause I am not even kidding
And I’m saying this without spitting
This movie was so boring
That everyone in the theater ended up snoring
It’s a story about a guy
And at first he is really shy
But one day this man
Figures out that his teenage love Roxanne
Had a baby back then, kiss kiss
And the child is his
He starts his own secret investigation
Really he belongs at a mental institution
Cause he is way too creepy
In the way he is trying to be sneaky
And I got so annoyed
That I really just wanted this film to get destroyed
This secret mission is messing up his life
And gone is his future wife
But he is still fighting to get to know his son
And he is trying to be cool and fun
But this mission
Will force him to make a hard decision
I know I am being really hard and you may not agree
But I felt like the only thing they did in this film, you see
Was sitting in couches drinking alcohol, water or tea
Making the audience facing
The long and boring camera shots and bad acting
Or maybe I just don’t understand Romanian movie making
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- Published:
- 02.15.14 / 6pm
- Category:
- Cinema Society, Creative, Films, Santa Barbara Film Festival 2014
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