Halloween (Rob Zombie, 2007): USA

Reviewed by Byron Potau.  Viewed on DVD.

I think it is always a bad idea to remake a classic, which I consider John Carpenter’s Halloween to be.  So what makes Rob Zombie think he can pull this off?  Obviously, the answer is to add gore, more gore, and, oh yeah, sex.

In Rob Zombie’s Halloween, we are taken further back before the original to show what led to Mike Myers becoming the killer he is.  We get a good look at Myers’ home life with his mom’s drunk, abusive boyfriend, his teasing and sexual sister, and his stripper, (but otherwise caring) mom.  We then get some scenes with Myers and his psychiatrist.  Then it is off to the killing spree as Myers hunts down sexually active teenagers on Halloween.

Zombie does not get creative here with Myers’ past, only offering textbook explanations as to what leads him to be what he is.  The scenes with his doctor really give us very little insight into Myers.  After this, all Zombie offers us is more killing, but he takes all of the tension out, instead opting for gore.  We get a front row seat to every killing with nothing left to the imagination.  Even the sex scenes leave us nothing to think about.  With the original film, we understood that the characters just had sex.  Now we actually get to see it.

My advice is to stick with the original.  Part of the fun of Mike Myers is the mystery around him and the suspense created by Carpenter.  Zombie hides nothing from us.  Every cut, slash, stab is on full display for shock value.  Not only do we know what is going to happen, but we get to see it all happen.  I prefer the suspense.


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