Summerhood (2008) Canada, Jacob Medjuck

Dear Ma,

I’m having fun at summer camp. The “ASS directer” is meaner then ever. “Reckless” stole second base and I cannot wait for “Sundae” to come back to camp, she is pretty like you. I made her a bracelet with bug spray on it to keep the bugs off. This summer is different than any other. I have just “experienced foresight” and “toast” asked me what it felt like, I told toast it hurts…. A lot. This summer we are trying our best to become great like our counselor “Careless”, he is nuts, he also did something with a bucket. I’m beginning to learn a lot about life. The new kid gets kicked in a sleeping bag a lot, but he tells me he likes it becuse at least he gets to play; This will become a theme for my summer i guess, while learning about the coming age of pre -maturity and pubes. My new self reflection sounds like John Cusack and I learned that hand jobs is medicine for adults. As I struggle with the pressures and turmoils of love, I see Carless having girl trouble too……. Maybe no matter how old I am relationships will always be hard? Everyone in the Monkey Bin cabin are doing good and finding that they too are learning much about themselves and the reality of life, execpt willy isn’t here; his dad just died. Im going to try to kiss Sundae, I may be 9, but she makes me feel 10. “Grandpa”, “Reckless”, ‘Toast’ and I are going to become a legend tonight. Wish me luck as I take this soul searching journey. Remember ma, “girls are not pretty”, dont sink the paddle boats, ask before you kiss, and somtimes all in life you have is your friends, and right now all we have is eachother….. Oh and my last counseler told me I must love the “Muff”. This marker smells like cherry.

Love, Fetus